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The Darlene's House and Stalk Darlene attraction, January 6, 1956, 6:01 p.m.
Darlene's House and Stalk Darlene
October 29, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Six and a half mice (by www.DLStorybook.net)
After you mosey
through Darlene's house, you'll come across her Motion Picture Silo in the back yard. There you can catch a glimpse of Darlene finishing taping a scene from her celebrated film, "The Manned Concert". Be sure to ask her a silly question!
- Warning: after fireworks, this attraction will be full of zombies.
- If you are traveling with children or dandruff, you may want to also visit the inescapable princess autograph area.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from immunological, intestinal, blood, hip, chest, or cardiac complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Contains holographic illusions.
- Guests may get very wet on this attraction.
- Within this attraction can be found the expensive initiates-only Chez 97 dining room -- the only place in the park where milk is available.
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