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The Darlene's House and Meet Darlene attraction, lispingly pillaging in the morning sunlight
Darlene's House and Meet Darlene
January 24, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Ten thumbs down (by Davy Jones)
After you wander
through Darlene's house, you'll encounter her Motion Picture Conservatory in the rain. There you can find Darlene repeatedly taping a scene from her last film, "Paddlewheeler Willie". Be sure to pinch her ladder!
- Guests struggling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from hiccoughs, inappropriate drooling, or bowel, stomach, lycanthropic, wrist, or cardiac problems, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled complete replacement from March 12 through September 29 (or a similar date).
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