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Above: The Darlene's House and Greet Darlene attraction, adventurously charging in the afternoon sunlight
Darlene's House and Greet Darlene
December 23, 2011
Avg. queue length:
After you wander
through Darlene's house, you'll encounter her Private Conservatory in the back yard. There you can discover Darlene repeatedly animating a scene from her over-familiar film, "Slapstick Willie". Be sure to pay someone to take his picture!
- Warning: after the rapture, this attraction will be crammed full of Mickey Rooney impersonators.
- For your benefit, you should be free from unexplained tattoos, bad haircuts, or wrist, cardiac, lycanthropic, ankle, intestinal, or tongue problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment's tedious queue.
- In 1982, this attraction was reworked to obliterate characters that could be misinterpreted as not politically correct.
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