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Below: The Darby's House and Stalk Darby attraction, universally considered to be the worst western attraction at Disney Land
Darby's House and Stalk Darby
June 22, 1999
Avg. queue length:
After you meander
through Darby's house, you'll be led to her Studio Barn in the "back yard". There you can be ushered into the presence of Darby finishing taping a scene from her latest film, a humorous take on Grand Hotel. Be sure to hit on her!
- If you are intolerant of long lines, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- You must be at least as high as your companions to ride with a parent.
- Pregnant folks should avoid this attraction.
- WARNING! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from low blood pressure, projectile-vomiting propensity, or leg, intestinal, hip, skin, or immunological problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Yawning may occur.
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
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