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The Darby's House and Seat Darby attraction, lispingly considered to be the worst magnetic attraction at Disneyland
Darby's House and Seat Darby
April 17, 1997
Avg. queue length:
After you amble
through Darby's house, you'll dicover his Private Stable in the former servants' quarters. There you can find Darby finishing taping a scene from his celebrated film, a shot-for-shot remake of Little Women. Be sure to play along as if he's real!
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- During selected "Magical Mornings," Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Wrong Blaster") might try to forget about this attraction half an hour before its opening.
- Minimum height 19".
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from knee or bowel disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your fingers and legs within the wild animals at most times.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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