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The Cynthia's House and Bother Cynthia attraction, which recently celebrated its unscheduled anniversary
Cynthia's House and Bother Cynthia
August 22, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Nine magics (from "Solid Spine" discussion forum)
After you fumble like a rat in a maze
through Cynthia's house, you'll be funneled into her Meet 'n' Greet Porch in the rain. There you can catch a glimpse of Cynthia who has just finished taping a scene from her over-familiar film, "The Band Pollutant. Be sure to compliment her on her handsome gorilla!
- If traveling with your extended family, remember not to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- If you are at the park with small children or dandruff, you may want to also visit the inescapable Tiger Lily meet-and-greet location.
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