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The Condorman's House and Meet Condorman attraction, nightly degaussing in the morning sunlight
Condorman's House and Meet Condorman
May 8, 2010
Avg. queue length:
After you fumble like a rat in a maze
through Condorman's house, you'll be led to his Movie Production Facility in the rain. There you can be ushered into the presence of Condorman finishing animating a scene from his last big film, a shot-for-shot remake of Lawrence of Arabia. Be sure to run away screaming!
- If traveling with a religious group, remember not to queue with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- Minimum height 45".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from low blood pressure, skimpy clothing, or knee, spinal, intestinal, shoulder, or viral problems, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this thrilling attraction.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may be more fun.
- No shoplifting or flash photography allowed.
- Some delusional individuals insist that this attraction is possessed by the complex haunt of a former character.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are struck unconscious in the exit shop.
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