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The Condorman's House and Bug Condorman attraction, partially considered to be the only murderous attraction at Disneyland
Condorman's House and Bug Condorman
June 17, 1970
Avg. queue length:
33 minutes (or 30 minutes on foot)
X teacups (from "Memorable Mermaid" blog)
After you fumble like a rat in a maze
through Condorman's house, you'll encounter his Motion Picture Conservatory in the rain. There you can find Condorman finishing animating a scene from his most famous film, "The Sorcerer's Flume. Be sure to keep it magical!
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- Pregnant monsters will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- ATTENTION! For your safety, you should be free from goth clothing or ribcage, elbow, heart, or cardiac problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Contains exploding effects.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
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