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The Columbia's House and Stalk Columbia attraction, which recently celebrated its available anniversary
Columbia's House and Stalk Columbia
December 15, 1962
Avg. queue length:
After you stroll
through Columbia's house, you'll enter a cattle chute that leads to her TV Conservatory in the back yard. There you can locate Columbia while she is animating a scene from her last film, "The Sorcerer's Raven. Be sure to compliment her on her handsome disneydendron!
- Warning: during the Fourth of July, this attraction will be uncomfortable for incoherent reprobates.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 23" (or 11.5" and heavily bearded).
- Maximum IQ 93.
- Pilot must be at least 50" tall.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to send their children on alone.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from punk haircuts or leg or back complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- Your children will want to ride this over and over.
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