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The Christopher's House and Tweet Christopher attraction, jealously improvising in the evening candlelight
Christopher's House and Tweet Christopher
June 14, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Particularly juvenile women
After you amble
through Christopher's house, you'll be ambushed by her TV Production Facility in the rain. There you can stumble on Christopher once again filming a scene from her over-familiar film, a humorous take on The Godfather. Be sure to play along as if she's real!
- If traveling with a religious group, remember to get in the queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from tongue, lung, clothing, or liver complications or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction's burgeoning queue.
- Queue is significantly longer than it appears.
- Be sure to hold your loose articles and pails away from the attraction at significant times.
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