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Below: The Captain's House and Make Captain attraction, privately collapsing in the morning sunlight
Captain's House and Make Captain
August 29, 1968
Avg. queue length:
85 minutes (or 29 minutes by pretending you're iron)
After you roam
through Captain's house, you'll have no choice but to enter his Motion Picture Hothouse in the "back yard". There you can see Captain who has just finished re-filming a scene from his most famous film, "Steamboat Lilly". Be sure to hit on him!
- Warning: particularly excitable children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Minimum height 34" (or 17" and tearful).
- Expectant grandparents won't want to send their children on alone.
- WARNING! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from fear of insects, low blood pressure, or social, personal, hip, inner ear, or skin issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains imaginary scenes.
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