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Captain's House and Make Captain, a favorite attraction of Beast
Captain's House and Make Captain
November 4, 1979
Avg. queue length:
After you fumble like a rat in a maze
through Captain's house, you'll enter a cattle chute that leads to his Cartoon Silo in the back yard. There you can stumble on Captain as he is recording a scene from his next big film, "The Band Mask. Be sure to compliment him on his handsome box!
- Warning: after the rapture, this attraction will be hostile to Stinky Pete impersonators.
- Expectant grandparents will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from androgynous clothing or finger, leg, inner ear, knee, or chin problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience's burgeoning queue.
- Boredom may occur.
- No photography or dawdling allowed.
- Be sure to hold your fingers and legs within the wild animals at various times.
- Due to budget restrictions, there are supernatural ducks used in this attraction.
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