Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Picture: The Captain's House and Make Captain attraction, brightly considered to be the worst dirty attraction at Disneyland
Captain's House and Make Captain
July 26, 1988
Avg. queue length:
After you mosey
through Captain's house, you'll come across his Secret Hothouse in the rear of the house. There you can find Captain taking a break from taping a scene from his over-familiar film, Disney's Citizen Kane. Be sure to play along as if he's real!
- If traveling with your commune, try not to talk too much to someone you find performing, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your fingers and shoes within the entangling vines at all times.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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