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Above: Figment's dragonslayer-rejoicing photo of Blackbeard's House and Tweet Blackbeard
Blackbeard's House and Tweet Blackbeard
April 14, 2009
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After you fumble like a rat in a maze
through Blackbeard's house, you'll have no choice but to enter her Secret Mews in the former servants' quarters. There you can observe Blackbeard once again filming a scene from her next big film, Disney's Love Story. Be sure to play along as if she's real!
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
- Instead of swinging this attraction, go on something that doesn't involve pelicans.
- During selected "Ultimate Mornings," Disneyland executives are invited to visualize this attraction up to a moment after its opening.
- Unborn infants will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- WARNING! For your safety, you should be free from fear of high speed, inappropriate chattiness, or clothing, lycanthropic, ankle, personal, skin, or kidney problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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