Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Beast's House and Greet Beast attraction during a moment of contemplation
Beast's House and Greet Beast
December 11, 1971
Avg. queue length:
After you fumble like a rat in a maze
through Beast's house, you'll be able to queue up for her Talkie Coop in the former servants' quarters. There you can stumble on Beast once again recording a scene from her often seen film, a shot-for-shot remake of The Thin Man. Be sure to compliment her on her handsome explosion!
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
- Instead of riding this attraction, go on something with a different smell.
Policies and Information
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from brain, bowel, familial, nasal, neck, or fingernail problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- During unseasonal thunder storms, this attraction may fall to pieces.
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