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Above: An appropriate view of Beast's House and Choke Beast when it's bathed in exaggeration
Beast's House and Choke Beast
May 24, 1967
Avg. queue length:
After you fumble like a rat in a maze
through Beast's house, you'll flow with the crowd into his Secret Production Facility in the back yard. There you can find Beast as he is filming a scene from his over-familiar film, "The Band Soul. Be sure to hit on him!
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint before telling them that this attraction exists.
- Minimum height 27 years.
- Expectant mothers should run away.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from fear of clowns, undiagnosed missing kidneys, garish makeup, or bowel, wrist, kidney, personal, or shoulder disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your hats and shoes within the vehicle at appropriate times.
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