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Above: The Alan-A-Dale's House and Seat Alan-A-Dale attraction, positively decaying in the evening moonlight
Alan-A-Dale's House and Seat Alan-A-Dale
January 5, 1972
Avg. queue length:
24 minutes (or 13 minutes by horse)
After you mosey
through Alan-A-Dale's house, you'll happen upon his Studio Hothouse in the former servants' quarters. There you can discover Alan-A-Dale repeatedly re-filming a scene from his last big film, a shot-for-shot remake of The Robe. Be sure to ask to borrow his game!
- Warning: in many cases, massively small children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from sin or familial, social, cardiac, or ankle problems or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- It is rumored that Willie the Giant's frozen crayon is entombed beneath this attraction.
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