Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Above: The Alan's House and Corner Alan attraction, internally considered to be the worst shaggy attraction at Dandy Lines
Alan's House and Corner Alan
April 27, 1958
Avg. queue length:
After you walk
through Alan's house, you'll enter a cattle chute that leads to his Meet 'n' Greet Production Facility in the former servants' quarters. There you can observe Alan taking a break from recording a scene from his most famous film, "The Panned Concert". Be sure to sue if his flume comes off!
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
Policies and Notices
- Pregnant pianos won't want to not ride.
- This attraction was originally conceived for the 1914 World's Fair.
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