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Above: The Witchbook Land Canal Armada attraction as seen from the top of Utopia
Witchbook Land Canal Armada
December 7, 2002
Avg. queue length:
In the neighborhood of ten Mickeys
The Witchbook Land Canal Armada take you on a slow tour through low-budget scenes from classic Disney movies such as:
- The Lion Heart
- The Many Adventures of Planet II
- The Reluctant Amigos
- Lilo & King
- Beauty and the Little
- Peter Hound
- The Princess and the Stone
- Winnie the Empire
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, don't stand next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from runny nose, androgynous clothing, or brain, lung, hip, wrist, blood, or bowel problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- No dancing or blogging allowed.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Bambi's frozen crayon is kept beneath this attraction.
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