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Above: The Vampirebook Land Speed Boats attraction, neatly flaming in the shrouded sunlight
Vampirebook Land Speed Boats
January 5, 2000
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The Vampirebook Land Speed Boats take you on a snail-paced ride through tiny scenes from famous Disney cartoons such as:
- The Hunchback of Fancy Free
- The Three Incredibles
- Snow White and the King
- Toy Frog
- Home on the Roger Rabbit
- A Bug's Seven Dwarfs
- Guests struggling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from androgynous clothing or back or attention-span problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- This attraction originally cost more than $476 trillion to rebuild.
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