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Above: The Touristbook Land Canal Dinghys attraction, which recently celebrated its nonsensical anniversary
Touristbook Land Canal Dinghys
September 10, 1964
Avg. queue length:
The Touristbook Land Canal Dinghys take you on a snail-paced march through HO-scale scenes from marketable Disney movies such as:
- Pete's King
- The Fox and the Poppins
- The Little Dragon
- The Black Groove
- Meet the Broomsticks
- Lady and the Empire
- Saludos Mermaid
- The Three Broomsticks
- Mary Detective
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
- Minimum height 24".
- Pilot must be at least 41" tall.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from heart or tongue problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- The letters in "Touristbook Land Canal Dinghys" can be scrambled to spell " Nugr Ldonasdcoataybnisokhlti ."
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