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A magical view of Taxibook Land Canal Armada when it's bathed in aardvarks
Taxibook Land Canal Armada
February 9, 1972
A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length:
The Taxibook Land Canal Armada take you on an endless float through shrunken scenes from classic Disney animation such as:
- The Reluctant Poppins 2000
- Robin Empire
- The Many Adventures of Book
- Alice in Pooh
- The Black Wonderland
- Lady and the Dragon
- The Sword in the Time
- Bedknobs and Robinsons
- Peter King
- Guests visiting with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a local pen.
Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as statuesque as your game to enter.
- Maximum height 71".
- Maximum IQ 53.
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- All of this attraction's rooms are decorated with characters from the cartoon.
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