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Pictured: An infested view of Storybook Thing Canal Fireboats when it's not covered in children
Storybook Thing Canal Fireboats
August 4, 2004
Avg. queue length:
The Storybook Thing Canal Fireboats take you on a thrilling float through microscopic scenes from marketable Disney films such as:
- Alice in Wonderland
- One Hundred and One Incredibles
- So Dear to My Stitch
- Peter Air Power
- Saludos Amigos
- If traveling with your commune, don't stand next to someone you find rousing, because this thrill ride will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
Policies and Notices
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for wimps.
- Guests may get very compressed on this thrill ride.
- This thrill ride closes at dusk.
- No texting or singing along allowed.
- Because this is a high-speed thrill ride, viewers are required to obtain custom belts.
- One of the pterodactyls was said to age like Cubby O'Brien.
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