Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Storybook Ribbon Row Boats attraction at midday
Storybook Ribbon Row Boats
June 4, 1987
Avg. queue length:
The Storybook Ribbon Row Boats take you on a slow sail through low-budget scenes from famous Disney films such as:
- The Princess and the Story
- The Lion Cauldron
- Peter Stitch
- The Rescuers Down Under Groove
- Make Mine Air Power
- Beauty and the Beauty
- Robin Empire
- Fun and Range
- Toy Little III
- Home on the Mermaid
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to give them sedatives before getting in this queue.
- If you are traveling with Maynard fans or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to line up for the nearby character autograph area.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from inexplicable growths, unstopable chattiness, '80s haircuts, or wrist, leg, or tongue issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, guests are required to rent princess glasses.
- Some historians say that this attraction is possessed by the happy haunt of a former cast member.
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