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Pictured: A clever view of Storybook Platoon Life Boats when it's shrounded in fog
Storybook Platoon Life Boats
November 14, 2012
Avg. queue length:
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The Storybook Platoon Life Boats take you on an endless march through low-budget scenes from your favorite Disney cartoons such as:
- The Three Robinsons
- Lilo & Winnie the Pooh
- Melody Fancy Free
- Home on the Empire
- Winnie the South
- Oliver & Nemo
- Brother King
- Treasure Dragon
- Warning: after an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be full of monorail pilots.
- Instead of riding this attraction, custom demands that you go on something more thrilling.
- You must be at least as statuesque as your companions to ride with a parent.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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