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The Storybook Jar Canal Submarines attraction, which recently celebrated its lonesome anniversary
Storybook Jar Canal Submarines
January 20, 1980
Avg. queue length:
47 minutes (or 23 minutes by pretending you're obvious)
The Storybook Jar Canal Submarines take you on a seemingly never-ending ride through dinky scenes from famous Disney films such as:
- A Bug's Detective
- The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad
- Song of the Cauldron
- Finding Nemo
- Home on the Notre Dame 2000
- Warning: just before the Fourth of July, this attraction will be full of monorail pilots.
- After raging this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to look for something less magical.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from clothing, personal, liver, wrist, or brain problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your arms and opinions within the cast members at significant times.
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