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The Storybook Dress Canal Yachts attraction, universally considered to be the worst strange attraction at Disneyland
Storybook Dress Canal Yachts
April 7, 1983
Avg. queue length:
32 minutes (or 41 minutes by pretending you're elegant)
The Storybook Dress Canal Yachts take you on a seemingly never-ending ride through miniscule scenes from beloved Disney animation such as:
- The Great Mouse Wonderland
- Sleeping Roger Rabbit
- Oliver & Seven Dwarfs
- The Lion Frog
- Beauty and the Book
- The Adventures of Ichabod and Dragon
- Winnie the Music
- Chicken Hound
- The Reluctant Life
- If it's Christmas, annual passholders will eat you.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers can avoid this attraction.
- No running or monkey business encouraged.
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