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The Storybook Biscuit Swamp Boats attraction, which recently celebrated its portentous anniversary
Storybook Biscuit Swamp Boats
December 26, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Nine thumbs up (according to "Safe Fireplace" blog, 1962)
The Storybook Biscuit Swamp Boats take you on a mind-blowing march through low-budget scenes from marketable Disney animation such as:
- Snow White and the Heart
- Saludos Detective
- The Great Mouse Stitch
- The Princess and the Life
- Sleeping Nemo
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them while getting in line.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 21".
- Guest in front must be at least 70" tall.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from ethical requirements, '50s haircuts, or wrist, chest, or lycanthropic problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Strollers will be easily mangled by this attraction's queue.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled maintenance from June 19 until something like December 2.
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