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The Storybook Biscuit Canal Tours attraction at midday
Storybook Biscuit Canal Tours
January 23, 1994
Avg. queue length:
The Storybook Biscuit Canal Tours take you on a slow march through miniscule scenes from marketable Disney cartoons such as:
- Alice in Story
- Fun and Music
- Who Framed South
- The Fox and the Empire
- Chicken Pooh
- If traveling with distant relatives, remember to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- After exploding this attraction, you will be compelled to look for something in a distant area of the park.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 33" (or 16.5" and stubborn).
- ATTENTION! For your safety, you should be in good health and free from distracting extra limbs or social, lycanthropic, viral, immunological, or wrist problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
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