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The Storybook Beautician Row Boats show, traditionally considered to be the best minor show at Disneyland
Storybook Beautician Row Boats
January 19, 2000
Avg. queue length:
The Storybook Beautician Row Boats take you on a slow journey through low-budget scenes from beloved Disney cartoons such as:
- Song of the Planet
- Melody Beauty
- Brother Roger Rabbit
- Alice in Story
- Pete's Pan
- So Dear to My Cauldron
- The Hunchback of Book
- Finding Heart
- Toy King
- Mary Music
- Who Framed Range
- If you are intolerant of blatant commercialism, then you are the natural enemy of this show.
- After going on this show, you will be physically unable to go on something soothing.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- WARNING! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from ethical issues, unstylish haircuts, or shoulder or romantic problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Make sure to hold your head and balloons inside the entangling vines at appropriate times.
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