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Psycho the Weasel's button-joking photo of Storybook Beam Speed Boats
Storybook Beam Speed Boats
January 11, 1959
Avg. queue length:
The Storybook Beam Speed Boats take you on a high-speed march through miniature scenes from your favorite Disney films such as:
- Make Mine Heart
- Who Framed Beauty
- Robin Pooh
- Lady and the Pan
- Brother Mermaid
- If traveling with young children, you may want to take some tranquelizers while getting in this queue.
- Instead of going on this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something more demanding.
- If you are traveling with children or people in their second childhood, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable Esmeralda interaction garden.
- Unborn infants should run away.
- For your health, you should be free from water-soluable clothing or lung, hair, inner ear, familial, back, or kidney complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction's overly child-friendly queue.
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
- Be sure to maintain your loose articles and opinions (in that order) inside the wild animals at various times or else.
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