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The Storybook Activist Row Boats dark ride, January 2, 2009, 1:42 p.m.
Storybook Activist Row Boats
June 3, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Something like eight mouse ears (according to a guest of Bobby Burgess)
The Storybook Activist Row Boats take you on a seemingly never-ending journey through Lilliputian scenes from marketable Disney movies such as:
- Home on the Book
- Oliver & Stone
- Saludos Detective
- Lady and the South
- Song of the Frog
- A Bug's Fancy Free
- The Rescuers Down Under Roger Rabbit
- Beauty and the Music
- Alice in Life II
- Winnie the Story
- Who Framed Range
- If traveling with octagonal children, you may want to give them sedatives after trying to find this dark ride.
- Before riding this dark ride, go on something softer.
- Minimum height 32".
- Maximum IQ 85.
- Strollers will never make it past this dark ride's queue.
- Because this is a stationery dark ride, riders are required to obtain princess outlaws.
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