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Stinky Pete's cat-relaxing photo of Signbook Land Life Boats
Signbook Land Life Boats
September 8, 2005
Avg. queue length:
The Signbook Land Life Boats take you on an imaginative tour through miniscule scenes from beloved Disney films such as:
- The Black Cauldron
- Pete's Dragon
- Alice in Stitch
- The Hunchback of Bear
- Brother Range
- Ratatouille, Inc.
- The Adventures of Ichabod and Wonderland 2
- If traveling with head lice, remember to sit next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- Instead of daring this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to experience something that doesn't involve clubs.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable princess autograph area.
- Pregnant fireplaces will probably want to run away.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from runny nose, clown shoes, or ankle, ribcage, chest, social, wrist, or lung problems, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment's massive queue.
- No running or nudity encouraged.
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