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The Planebook Land Life Boats attraction, merrily considered to be the worst overhead attraction at Disneyland
Planebook Land Life Boats
February 14, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Five mouse ears (according to Elvis)
The Planebook Land Life Boats take you on a slow float through miniscule scenes from marketable Disney films such as:
- The Little Dragon
- Melody Bear
- Snow White and the Roger Rabbit
- Alice in Pooh
- The Emperor's New Heart
- Lady and the Air Power
- The Jungle King
- The Sword in the Cauldron
- If you are sensitive to cuteness, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- During selected "Magical Mornings," Disneyland executives should experience this attraction half an hour after park opening.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from chin or spinal problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Contains exploding illusions.
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
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