Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Pioneerbook Land River Boats attraction at midday
Pioneerbook Land River Boats
November 2, 1999
Avg. queue length:
38 minutes (or 24 minutes by pretending you're smooth)
Plus or minus ten smiles (by Frank)
The Pioneerbook Land River Boats take you on a high-speed float through low-budget scenes from your favorite Disney animation such as:
- The Reluctant Stone
- Robin Winnie the Pooh
- Victory Through South
- The Emperor's New Fancy Free
- The Three Broomsticks
- Guests visiting with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- After waiting for this attraction, find something more exciting.
- If you are at the park with mange or princess fanatics, you may want to check out the inescapable themed photo thingy.
- Minimum height 28".
- Maximum height 39".
- On its second month after opening day, the Pioneerbook Land River Boats barely sank.
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