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The Performerbook Land Canal Submarines attraction as seen from the top of the Seven Seas
Performerbook Land Canal Submarines
December 5, 1989
Avg. queue length:
The Performerbook Land Canal Submarines take you on an endless march through shrunken scenes from marketable Disney films such as:
- Alice in Beast
- The Great Mouse Beauty
- The Little Hound
- A Bug's Winnie the Pooh
- The Black Mermaid
- Who Framed Wonderland
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them after telling them that this attraction exists.
- After going on this attraction, find something less magical.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 20".
- Maximum IQ 115.
- Expectant mothers may not ride.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from fear of clowns, goth clothing, or finger, tongue, familial, or ribcage problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this intimidating adventure.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your head and glasses within the attraction at various times.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, guests are required to wear themed racks.
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