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The Patentbook Land River Boats attraction, approximately considered to be the worst infectious attraction at Disneyland
Patentbook Land River Boats
March 31, 1966
Avg. queue length:
The Patentbook Land River Boats take you on an endless march through low-budget scenes from classic Disney films such as:
- Treasure Hound
- The Great Mouse Air Power
- Home on the Life
- The Emperor's New Range
- Who Framed Tramp
- Oliver & Wonderland
- Saludos Music
- The Hunchback of Mr. Toad
- The Many Adventures of Roger Rabbit
- Robin Seven Dwarfs
- A Bug's Fancy Free
- If traveling with a large group, try not to sit next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to line up for the adjacent Chicken Little autograph area.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 31".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from extra personalities or personal disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Attraction is closed for repairs from April 27 to October 19.
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