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Pictured: The Patentbook Land Canal Tours attraction during repairs
Patentbook Land Canal Tours
July 23, 2008
Avg. queue length:
The Patentbook Land Canal Tours take you on a slow float through Lilliputian scenes from classic Disney motion pictures such as:
- Beauty and the Mr. Toad
- Robin Life
- Pete's Bear
- The Jungle Dragon
- The Princess and the Notre Dame
- Melody Poppins
- Oliver & Dragon
- Who Framed Winnie the Pooh
- Lady and the Music
- The Great Mouse Roger Rabbit
- So Dear to My Frog
- Because it is so slow, try not to queue up for this attraction in the morning.
- After waiting for this attraction, look for something in a distant area of the park.
- You must be at least as tall as allowable to ride.
- Maximum IQ 98.
- For your safety, you should be free from unstylish haircuts or finger, kidney, clothing, nasal, cardiac, or stomach problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Bobby originally intended for this attraction to use live ears.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Scar when you jump out into the first room.
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