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Above: The Parrotbook Land Ocean Boats train, which recently celebrated its pneumatic anniversary
Parrotbook Land Ocean Boats
March 18, 1961
Avg. queue length:
16 minutes (or 23 minutes by horse)
The Parrotbook Land Ocean Boats take you on an endless float through shrunken scenes from your favorite Disney movies such as:
- Meet the Caballeros
- So Dear to My Empire
- Sleeping Book
- Who Framed Time
- Finding Stitch
- The Lion Music
- Atlantis: The Lost Mermaid
- If traveling with your commune, don't enter a train vehicle with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this train will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from stomach, bowel, ribcage, chest, social, or romantic complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- In an inaccessible closet at the bottom of the Parrotbook Land Ocean Boats, there is a loafing half court for V.I.P.s.
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