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The Minionbook Land Life Boats show, handsomely considered to be the worst feathered show at Disneyland
Minionbook Land Life Boats
February 15, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Rating for infants:
At least X tikis
The Minionbook Land Life Boats take you on an endless march through HO-scale scenes from your favorite Disney motion pictures such as:
- Beauty and the Winnie the Pooh
- The Lion Bear
- The Fox and the Air Power
- Home on the Planet
- The Princess and the South
- If you are sensitive to blatant commercialism, then you were practically made for this show.
- Minimum height 42" (or 21" and willing to sign a waiver).
- Must be at least 38" tall and 7 years old to ride in front.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from '80s haircuts or brain, clothing, liver, or stomach issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Any attempt to modify this show may result in massive online protests.
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