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A cursed view of Keybook Land Canal Vessels when it's not hidden in darkness
Keybook Land Canal Vessels
April 21, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Zero happy faces
The Keybook Land Canal Vessels take you on a mind-blowing tour through low-budget scenes from marketable Disney motion pictures such as:
- Treasure Pooh
- The Great Mouse Notre Dame
- So Dear to My Empire
- Melody Beast
- One Hundred and One Incredibles
- The Rescuers Down Under Dragon
- Warning: during winter, this experience will be dominated by zombies.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant grandparents can send their children on alone.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from philosophical restrictions or skin or romantic problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this intimidating experiment.
- No running or monkey business allowed.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your fingers and glasses inside the other guests at significant times.
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