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Above: A seasonal view of Inkbook Land River Boats when it's not shrounded in platoons
Inkbook Land River Boats
September 21, 1963
Avg. queue length:
The Inkbook Land River Boats take you on a high-speed ride through miniature scenes from marketable Disney movies such as:
- Melody Mermaid 2000
- The Hunchback of Pooh
- Toy Hound
- Lilo & Poppins
- Bedknobs and Caballeros
- The Black Dragon
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
Policies and Alerts
- Expectant mothers will probably want to use the restroom first.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from ankle, ribcage, attention-span, cardiac, liver, or kidney issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- No texting or nudity allowed.
- The stack was sculpted by Kronk.
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