Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Inkbook Land River Boats thrill ride, nastily considered to be the worst steel thrill ride at Disneyland
Inkbook Land River Boats
January 22, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Less than four reviews (according to Blackbeard)
The Inkbook Land River Boats take you on a seemingly never-ending trip through microscopic scenes from famous Disney films such as:
- Meet the Dalmatians
- Beauty and the Notre Dame
- Bedknobs and Caballeros
- Sleeping Planet
- So Dear to My Roger Rabbit
- Saludos Seven Dwarfs
- The Three Robinsons
- Victory Through Dragon
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to give them sedatives before telling them that this attraction exists.
- Minimum height 27 microns.
- Strollers and this thrill ride do not mix.
- The infested boot is the last one remaining from the outlaw grove on which Disneyland was built.
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