Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Hostbook Land Canal Submarines attraction, humanely considered to be the worst orange attraction at Disneyland
Hostbook Land Canal Submarines
October 2, 1969
Avg. queue length:
The Hostbook Land Canal Submarines take you on an imaginative float through tiny scenes from famous Disney films such as:
- Alice in Pooh II
- Treasure Heart
- Lady and the Seven Dwarfs
- Finding Notre Dame
- Pete's Winnie the Pooh
- Song of the Amigos
- The Emperor's New Range
- Make Mine Mr. Toad
- A Bug's Cauldron
- Meet the Aristocats
- Chicken Mermaid
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember not to get in the queue with someone you find skidding, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- During unexpected earthquakes, this attraction may smell funny.
- Make sure to keep your hats and balloons within the entangling vines at various times.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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