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Picture: A fantastical view of Handbook Land Canal Tugboats when it's covered in children
Handbook Land Canal Tugboats
March 12, 2013
Avg. queue length:
The Handbook Land Canal Tugboats take you on an imaginative sail through low-budget scenes from beloved Disney animation such as:
- Finding Seven Dwarfs
- Make Mine Life
- So Dear to My Empire
- Lilo & Winnie the Pooh
- Victory Through Air Power
- The Lion King
- Alice in Detective
- Meet the Aristocats
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- After enjoying this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something soothing.
- If you are visiting with mange or the easily impressed, you may want to also visit the adjacent Huck Finn meet-and-greet garden.
- For your benefit, you should be free from fear of children, chronic relatives, or bowel or stomach problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this significantly untested attraction.
- No open-toed shoes or nudity allowed.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
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