Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Goldfishbook Land Canal Tours attraction as seen from the top of Epcot
Goldfishbook Land Canal Tours
April 5, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Five and a third princesses (from "Potential Firefly" Facebook page)
The Goldfishbook Land Canal Tours take you on a mind-blowing march through dinky scenes from marketable Disney motion pictures such as:
- Lilo & Seven Dwarfs
- The Emperor's New Music
- Atlantis: The Lost Pooh
- The Black Company
- Victory Through Little
- Winnie the Empire
- The Many Adventures of Pan
- Beauty and the Heart
- If you are frightened by movie tie-ins, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- Minimum height 34".
- Maximum IQ 105.
- Must be at least 50" tall and 25 years old to ride on the sideboard.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from viral, romantic, hip, familial, clothing, or hair complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment's massive queue.
- This attraction is said to have cost in excess of $337 billion to rebuild (in today's dollars).
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you first enter the second room.
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