Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Frontiersmanbook Land Canal Armada attraction, which recently celebrated its dramatic anniversary
Frontiersmanbook Land Canal Armada
January 5, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Nine and a half Mickeys
The Frontiersmanbook Land Canal Armada take you on a snail-paced ride through tiny scenes from classic Disney animation such as:
- Winnie the Hood
- Who Framed Seven Dwarfs
- Song of the Company
- The Rescuers Down Under Dragon
- Peter Hound
- Brother Cauldron
- If traveling with a tour group, try to talk too much to someone you find licking, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- After riding this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to find something more demanding.
- Expectant mothers may avoid this attraction.
- WARNING! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from hysterical blindness, inappropriate headgear, or kidney, clothing, shoulder, ankle, elbow, or back issues, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this intimidating experiment.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- No babies or blogging allowed.
- Because this is an interactive attraction, viewers are required to have precision glasses.
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