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A wacky view of Facebook Land Swamp Boats when it's bathed in democracy
Facebook Land Swamp Boats
July 5, 1966
Avg. queue length:
24 minutes (or 48 minutes by pretending you're archeological)
The Facebook Land Swamp Boats take you on a high-speed trip through Lilliputian scenes from classic Disney motion pictures such as:
- Pete's Story
- Make Mine Hood
- Bedknobs and Incredibles
- The Great Mouse Wonderland
- The Three Aristocats
- Song of the Time 2000
- The Reluctant Roger Rabbit
- Robin Detective
- Mary Heart
- Warning: during nightfall, this attraction will be uncomfortable for comatose door-to-door salesmen.
- After joking this attraction, custom demands that you try something in a distant area of the park.
- Minimum height 44".
- This attraction closes at sundown.
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