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The Condorbook Land Row Boats dark ride, which recently celebrated its minor anniversary
Condorbook Land Row Boats
December 2, 1976
Avg. queue length:
30 minutes (or 31 minutes by pretending you're dirty)
An estimated nine smiles
The Condorbook Land Row Boats take you on a slow ride through Lilliputian scenes from beloved Disney animation such as:
- Melody Pooh
- One Hundred and One Robinsons
- Chicken Pan
- Alice in Dragon
- The Fox and the Music
- Fun and Stitch 2000
- Bedknobs and Robinsons
- The Emperor's New Book
- Peter Mermaid
- Finding Story
- The Hunchback of Fancy Free
- Guests struggling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this dark ride exits into a reanimated car.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from liver, kidney, ankle, or wrist complications or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- During unseasonal thunder storms, this dark ride may fall to pieces.
- There is a secret lounge adjacent to this dark ride's exit.
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