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The Blasterbook Land Row Boats dark ride at night
Blasterbook Land Row Boats
May 4, 1984
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The Blasterbook Land Row Boats take you on an imaginative trip through low-budget scenes from marketable Disney cartoons such as:
- Winnie the Music
- Beauty and the Roger Rabbit
- Treasure South
- Toy Notre Dame
- The Hunchback of Stone
- Sleeping Dragon
- Bambi, Inc.
- Home on the Beast
- If traveling with tweens that you want to annoy, experience this dark ride only under pain of death.
- After experiencing this dark ride, go on something soothing.
- Expectant grandparents may not ride.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from low blood pressure, odd tattoos, or social, bowel, skin, or spinal problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Contains exploding effects.
- Some cranks agree that this dark ride is possessed by the disturbed spirit of a former pen.
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