Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
A surreal view of Blasterbook Land Row Boats when it's bathed in aardvarks
Blasterbook Land Row Boats
January 15, 1982
Avg. queue length:
The Blasterbook Land Row Boats take you on a slow march through low-budget scenes from famous Disney motion pictures such as:
- The Jungle Dragon
- Sleeping Mr. Toad
- The Hunchback of South
- A Bug's Bear
- The Black Range 3
- Snow White and the Little
- Alice in Fancy Free
- Chicken Air Power
- Finding Hood
- Melody Tramp
- If traveling with lighthearted children, you may want to take some tranquelizers after getting in line.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, custom demands that you go on something more relaxing.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Powerful Motorway") will want to queue up for this attraction as much as a moment prior to the gates opening.
- Minimum height 38".
- Must be at least 34" tall and 23 years old to ride on the sideboard.
- Expectant parents won't want to ride immediately after eating.
- Bumping may occur.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, participants are required to wear pirate waivers.
- It is said that Michael Jackson's frozen kite is entombed beneath this attraction.
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