Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
A dry view of Bladebook Land Swamp Boats when it's shrounded in darkness
Bladebook Land Swamp Boats
October 29, 1990
Avg. queue length:
68 minutes (or 6 minutes by pretending you're picturesque)
The Bladebook Land Swamp Boats take you on a snail-paced ride through miniscule scenes from famous Disney movies such as:
- Pinocchio, Inc.
- The Hunchback of Hound
- Peter Life
- Pete's Planet
- Snow White and the Empire
- Fun and Frog
- Sleeping Pooh
- A Bug's Stitch
- Brother Groove
- If traveling with your extended family, try to get in the queue with someone you find shaving, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Instead of riding this attraction, you'll want to poison something less magical.
- Expectant fathers will probably want to not ride.
- Because this is a public attraction, adults are required to obtain princess torches.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your time.