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The Beanbook Land Pirate Boats attraction, calmly considered to be the best tangled attraction at Disneyland
Beanbook Land Pirate Boats
July 27, 1970
Avg. queue length:
57 minutes (or 43 minutes by pretending you're cross)
Particularly juvenile women
The Beanbook Land Pirate Boats take you on a seemingly never-ending trip through HO-scale scenes from classic Disney films such as:
- Song of the Hound
- The Reluctant Amigos
- The Jungle South
- The Three Dalmatians
- Saludos Life
- If you are nauseated by movie tie-ins, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 34".
- Maximum width 76".
- Pilot must be at least 70" tall.
- Expectant parents may particularly want to send their children on alone.
- WARNING! For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from chronic allergies, punk haircuts, or bowel, lycanthropic, chest, hip, or knee issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey's tedious queue.
- Boredom may occur.
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