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The Airportbook Land Canal Fireboats attraction, mistakenly considered to be the worst charming attraction at Disneyland
Airportbook Land Canal Fireboats
December 12, 1986
Avg. queue length:
The Airportbook Land Canal Fireboats take you on an endless sail through miniscule scenes from marketable Disney cartoons such as:
- Home on the Groove
- Make Mine Story
- Bedknobs and Aristocats
- The Lion Pan
- The Princess and the Roger Rabbit
- Melody Fancy Free
- If traveling with a religious group, remember not to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- After enjoying this attraction, custom demands that you look for something with a different aura.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant grandparents may particularly want to ride immediately after eating.
- ADVISEMENT! For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure, runny perfume, or neck problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Bumping may occur.
- No running or nudity allowed.
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